‘Pinky and the Brain’ is a very popular American cartoon series. Here we cover the best Pinky and the Brain Quotes. It first premiered on Kids WB on September 9, 1995 and first appeared as a recurring parody in ‘Animaniacs’. Written and produced by Tom Rueger in collaboration with Steven Spielberg. It centers on two lab mouse named Brain, who is a talented rat thirsting for world domination, and his classmate Pinky who is considered “insane”. Here’s a list of ‘Pinky and the Brain Quotes’ that will take all the nostalgic animators and fans of the showdown Memory Lane.

70 Best Pinky and the Brain Quotes

1. “We’ll make pencils that taste like baccon! We’ll make baccon that tastes like pencils!! …um, pencils that taste like pencils? I’m running out of ideas here…”

2. “This is the earth. And this is Pinky. You can tell the difference quite easily. One is a lump of inert matter hurtling blindly through the void. The other… is the earth.”

3. “Egad! You astound me, Brain!”

4. “I think so, Brain, but if they called them ‘Sad Meals’, kids wouldn’t buy them!”

5. “Pinky: Yes, um, what is the password?

The Brain: I can’t tell you. If you were to be captured you might give it away.

Pinky: What, me? Never, no, Narf, never.

The Brain: And if you were tortured?

Pinky: Oh, well that’s different then, isn’t it?”

-‘Pinky And The Brain’.

6. “I think so, Brain, but this time you put the trousers on the chimp.”

7. “Come, Pinky-o. We must catch the space shuttle back to our home planet of Acme and prepare for the next millennium.”

8. “Bravo, Brain! I’d clap incisively if I weren’t being digested by the quicksand.”

9. “Pinky: Russia! I’ve heard of that place! Isn’t it full of cheating, lying, and backstabbing intrigue?”

10. “Brain: As you know, people in today’s body-conscious society are obsessed with losing weight. My plan is to secretly replace all the artificial sweeteners in the world with real ones, thus rendering the world’s population fat, slow-moving, and completely toothless. Pinky: You mean like the guests on Jerry Springer?”

11. “Pinky: Gee, Brain-2, what are we gonna do in the next millennium?

Brain: The same thing we do every millennium, Pinky-o. Try to take over the galaxy!”

12. “Brain: How are we going to get the Earth to lose weight?

Pinky: I know! We can get everyone to go on a diet!

Brain: Diets don’t work.

Pinky: Not even if you call them ‘A Whole New Way of Eating?’ Brain: No.”

13. “No, Pinky. Never use two drops of the formula. It would cause a reaction on the molecular level that is completely unpredictable.”

14. “This is fantastic! Do you see?! You’ve already saved us an entire evening! Tremendous! Forger that plan. Take a look at this one…colleague.”

15. “These pantyhose are killing me, Brain, I prefer the knee highs…”

16. “Why? What are we going to do tomorrow night?”

Brain: The Cold War is over Pinky. Now Russia is a place of free-market capitalism.

Pinky: What’s free-market capitalism?

Brain: Erm… cheating, lying and backstabbing intrigue.”

17. “But you said stop. You really did, Brain. You said stop.”

18. “I command you to…Have a Merry Christmas everyone! Have a merry, merry Christmas! Joy to the world! Yes!”

19. “Sometimes you make my head hurt, Pinky.”

20. “Uh, I think so, Brain, but we’ll never get a monkey to use dental floss.”

21. “The Brain: We’re going to a place where the sun never sets, the size of your wallet matters, and actors and actresses slave all day.

Pinky: We’re going to Denny’s?”

22. “Brain: It proved that radio was a powerful tool. And now, Pinky, the advance of technology has brought us an even more powerful tool. Do you know what that is?

Pinky: Ummm…the rubber band? Brain: The Workings of your mind are a mystery to me Pinky.”

23. “Uh, I think so, Brain, but where will we find a duck and a hose at this hour?”

24. “Oh, don’t be silly, Brain. It would take all the fun out of life; I derive my greatest pleasure from making you squirm.”

25. “I think so, Brain, but I don’t think Kaye Ballard’s in the union.”

26. “The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say ‘moo’.”

27. “PORK! PORK! PORK! Oh no, wait, that’s not it. Oh, HELP! HELP! HELP!”

28. “Well, I think so Brain, but isn’t Regis Philbin already married?”

29. “Like it says on my refrigerator, Love Is dot dot dot!”

30. “I think so, Brain…[picks at teeth]…but there’s still a bug stuck in here from last time.”

31. “Pinky: Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?

Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky – try to take over the world!”

32. “Uh, I think so, Brain, but balancing a family and a career…oooh, it’s all too much for me.”

33. “Yes, Pinky, that’s it. We shall open a boutique and sell ladies’ clothing and pollen.”

34. “Still hung up on that, I’ll never achieve my lifelong goal because I’m a big fat loser, thing ay? Yes… Quite a shame really…”

35. “Pinky: ‘Egad Brain! I wish I was as smart as you.’

Brain: ‘I wish you were as smart as a tree stump, Pinky.’”

36. “I think so, Brain, but culottes have a tendency to ride up so.”

37. “Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering? Pinky: I think so, but where will we find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night?”

38. “Hey, and don’t forget – Saturday morning’s the big global Schmëerskāhøvênathon for world peace.”

39. “Haha! We’re making snow angels!” (Brain is silent, amazed he is alive) “Uh…do you need instructions?”

40. “Come, Pinky, we must prepare for tomorrow night.”

41. “Remember, I’m not just the president of the Small Club for Men, I’m also a mouse planning world domination.”

42. “Uh, I think so Brain, but this time, you wear the tutu.”

43. “I think so, Brain, but what would Pippi Longstocking look like with her hair straight?”

44. “Pinky: Hmmm…let me think…

Brain: Don’t hurt yourself, Pinky.”

45. “Pinky: Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight? Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky – try to take over the world!”

46. “I think so, Brain, but then it’d be Snow White and the Seven Samurai…”

47. “Oh Brain, I thought I was having a nightmare but it’s just you working out in a purple tank top….. Brain in a tank top?? AAAHHHHH!!”

48. “Like the crumbs that occupy the corner of my eye?”

49. “Well, I think so, Brain, but I can’t memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.”

50. “The second…khaki Kicky Sack sock plucker I’ve sacked since the sixth sitting sheet slitter got sick.”

51. “I think so, Brain, but if we covered the world in salad dressing wouldn’t the aspargus feel left out?”

52. “If I could reach you, I would hurt you!”

53. “I can’t lose you again, Brain! Without you, I feel so…garfunkly!”

54. “Brain: Do not mock a love-smitten mouse.”

55. “Ah! Sorry I angered you, Brain!”

56. “And they say them UFO things are just pie plates…well, they are pie plates. Alien pie plates…”

57. “Same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to ditch Dudley Boore!”

58. “Pinky, once I take over the world, remind me to publicly snub you.”

59. “It’s me, Pinky the Unstinky! Shut yer face! Shut yer face!”

60. “We’re here to discuss the human brain.”

61. “We’ll reach Mars before I yell ‘Poit!’ Pinky.”

62. “Narf.”

63. “Just call me Bubba Bo Bob Brain. Check.”

64. “Go Brain! Go find your smile!”

65. “Quiet Pinky, I’m getting ready for tomorrow night”

66. “Lookit me, Brain. I’m Heidi! Yodel-lay-Hee-Narf!”

67. “Why? What are we going to do tomorrow night?”

68. “No Brain, you’re crying.”

69. “Sorry, Brain, there was an um….fly, on your head.”

70. “That’s a simple task, Pinky.”

71. “Narf! Brain’s gonna pound me.”

72. “How sad. When’s the funeral?”




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