One of the top ten characters in the Sponge Squarepants franchise is Patrick Starr. Patrick Starr is Sponge’s best friend and they’re two neighbors.
Patrick has given voice to star Bill Fagerbach and appeared in the first pilot episode. She is a stupid and overweight pink sea star. Here we will share some Patrick Star Quotes.
Patrick Star Quotes
1. “We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!”
– Patrick Star
2. “WE’RE NOT CAVEMEN! WE HAVE TECHNOLOGY!”
– Patrick Star
3. “Well I don’t tell you how to live your life!”
– Patrick Star
4. “Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot!”
– Patrick Star
5. “Uh…I gotta draw a new battery for this…”
– Patrick Star
6. “Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s time for my weekly condiment soaking.”
– Patrick Star
7. “Whoever’s the owner of the white Sudan, you left your lights on.”
– Patrick Star
8. “Methinks it’s mutton-tastic!”
– Patrick Star
9. “Can we say that hats from Texas are dumb?”
– Patrick Star
10. “YOU TOOK MY ONLY FOOD. NOW I’M GONNA STARVE.”
– Patrick Star
11. “Patrick, you have ice cream in your eyebrows. Yeah. That’s the problem with this brand.”
– Patrick Star
12. “I THOUGHT WE SETTLED THIS THE LAST TIME!”
– Patrick Star
13. “SQUIDWARD, YOUR CEILING IS TALKING TO ME!”
– Patrick Star
14. “It may be stupid, but it’s also dumb!”
– Patrick Star
15. “I don’t think this is the real Spongebob. Just look how yellow he is.”
– Patrick Star
16. “Uhhh….uhhhh….uhhhh……. TWENTY FOUR!!!”
– Patrick Star
17. “I’m Squidward, I’m Squidward, I’m Squidward Squidward Squidward!”
– Patrick Star
18. “Hi Spongeboob. GYAHAHAHAHA SPONGBEBOOB!”
– Patrick Star
19. “Who’s a…. WHO’S A BIG YELLOW SPONGE WITH HOLES?!”
– Patrick Star
20. “We’d better do what he says, he knows how to grow food.”
– Patrick Star
21. “My pickle started off life in a jar, and now it’s in a jar again! It’s like, a pun or something!”
– Patrick Star
22. “Nice try Squidward. But there’s no Santa Clause here! (Does this mean Squidward is afraid of Finland…?)”
– Patrick Star
23. “Ohhhhh. East? I thought you said WEEST.”
– Patrick Star
24. “GYAHAHAHA HE GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH TWO COCONUTS!”
– Patrick Star
25. “Kraaaaaabs…. isn’t that the red sweaty guy you work for?”
– Patrick Star
26. “But I was looking for ME the whole time! It’s the perfect crime!”
– Patrick Star
27. “Pardon my French, but GET THIS THING OFF ME!! (Ohonhonhonhonhonhonhon…)”
– Patrick Star
28. “I didn’t know you spoke bird! No, Spongebob. That’s Italian. (Because Italian is just that amazing, yes?)”
– Patrick Star
29. “AHHHH! IT’S THE APOCALYPSE! OFFICE PRODUCTS ARE FALLING FROM THE SKY!”
– Patrick Star
30. “Hey, we are not chicken! OH NO, MY POPCORN!”
– Patrick Star
31. “FIRMLY GRASP IT, SPONGEBOB, FIRMLY GRASP IT!”
– Patrick Star
32. “LIFE DEATH LIFE DEATH LIFE DEATH LIFE DEATH!!!”
– Patrick Star
33. “One watermelon, fresh from the manure field your spookiness!”
– Patrick Star
34. “Now all I need is a magic moustache, and all my dreams will have come true!”
– Patrick Star
35. “And, of course, the best for last: Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.”
– Patrick Star
36. “You guys talk funny! SAY MORE WORDS!”
– Patrick Star
37. “I gotta get back to crusting the crab.”
– Patrick Star
38. “YOU BROKE MY HEART! NOW I’M GONNA BREAK SOMETHING OF YOURS!!”
– Patrick Star
39. “I’m always here at double weenie Wednesday.”
– Patrick Star
40. “PUFF OUT YOUR CHEST, SAY “TAX EXEMPTION”, AND DEVELOP A TASTE FOR FREEFORM JAZZ.”
– Patrick Star
41. “Squidward! The sky had a baby from my cereal box!”
– Patrick Star
42. “Boating school?! I thought this was Spanish class!”
– Patrick Star
43. “GYAH! THEY’RE HAVING A SALE ON SCENTED PINECONES!”
– Patrick Star
44. “I thought it was some kind of new fashion of cotton candy you wear on your head.”
– Patrick Star
45. “You’re right, if I was the mom, this would be kind of shocking…”
– Patrick Star
46. “Roger! Without him, the lightbulb will have nothing to warm!”
– Patrick Star
47. “Yeah, well I’d hate you even if I didn’t hate you.”
– Patrick Star
48. “HAHAHAHA, IT’S A GIRAFFE!”
– Patrick Star
49. “OKAY, MAGICAL TALKING TRASHCAN!”
– Patrick Star
50. “Spongebob, I think Squidward’s taken this too far. That last snowball had his clarinet in it.”
– Patrick Star
51. “GARY?! I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!”
– Patrick Star
52. “Spongebob? Where is “Leaving Bikini Bottom?”
– Patrick Star
53. “Flatter the customer! Make him feel good! *opens door* I LOVE YOU.”
– Patrick Star
54. “OH BOY I LOVE BEING PURPLE!”
– Patrick Star
55. “My parents think I’m dumber than a sack of diapers.”
– Patrick Star
56. “Y’know, WUMBO, he she me, WUMBO…”
– Patrick Star
57. “Me too! INFLATABLE PANTS! WHAT’S YOUR IDEA?”
– Patrick Star
58. “How many do you think there are? …Ten.”
– Patrick Star
59. “Hibernation must mean the opposite of beauty sleep…”
– Patrick Star
60. “TWO ICECREAMS!”
– Patrick Star
61. “NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!! I am not a Krusty Krab!”
– Patrick Star
62. “*sniffle* That Penny has the most beautiful voice.”
– Patrick Star
63. “Hahaha! Connect the dots! I drawed a horsey.”
– Patrick Star
64. “FINLAND!!! (*cough SANTACLAUSEcough*)”
– Patrick Star
65. “MY ICE CREAM! IT’S ALIVE!”
– Patrick Star
66. “What’s the matter, is he stupid?”
– Patrick Star
67. “I’m mad. I can’t see my forehead.”
– Patrick Star
68. “I guess you’re going to miss the Panty Raid.”
– Patrick Star
69. “Squidward, you and your nose will definitely not fit in!”
– Patrick Star
70. “Don’t you have to go be stupid somewhere else? Not until 4:00.”
– Patrick Star
71. “Kicking! I wanna do some kicking!”
– Patrick Star
72. “Pretend to be somebody else!”
– Patrick Star
73. “That’s Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick to you!”
– Patrick Star
74. “Is mayonnaise an instrument?”
– Patrick Star
75. “Don’t touch me, I’m sterile.”
– Patrick Star
76. “Marty?! Janet?! Who are you people?!”
– Patrick Star
77. “A SECRET STRING!!!”
– Patrick Star
78. “You mean like a weenie? OKAY!”
– Patrick Star
79. “WASHING AN OLD PERSON!”
– Patrick Star
80. “Psh. Wait’ll you see NO PATRICK DAY!”
– Patrick Star
81. “LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE.”
– Patrick Star
82. “Liar liar, plants for hire.”
– Patrick Star
83. “What’re you asking for? Another piece of paper.”
– Patrick Star
84. “HERE COMES A GIANT FIST!”
– Patrick Star
85. “Who’re you callin pinhead?!”
– Patrick Star
86. “Hey, nice place you got here!”
– Patrick Star
87. “Do it again, I wasn’t looking!”
– Patrick Star
88. “When in doubt, pinky out!”
– Patrick Star
89. “STILL TWO ICECREAMS!”
– Patrick Star
90. “Not how I use em.”
– Patrick Star
91. “I’VE GOT THE UGLY!”
– Patrick Star
92. “RECTANGLES!!!”
– Patrick Star
93. “I know, let’s get naked!”
– Patrick Star
94. “Oh no, I broke it!”
– Patrick Star
95. “This is a hotel?”
– Patrick Star
96. “BIGGER BOOT!!”
– Patrick Star
97. “is he a mermaid?”
– Patrick Star
98. “Is he the badguy?”
– Patrick Star
99. “Sandy’s a girl?”
– Patrick Star
100. “A doughnut?”
– Patrick Star
Source:
https://kidadl.com/articles/patrick-star-quotes-for-all-the-spongebob-fans
https://www.deviantart.com/emerarider/journal/101-Awesome-Patrick-Star-Quotes-272576948
https://www.quoteambition.com/patrick-star-quotes/
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