Lola Big Mouth is a popular children’s cartoon that has been on the air since the early 70s. The show was created by two college students who were just looking for a way to pay for their tuition. After being tested in Southern California, the show was picked up by a national network and aired from 1973 to 1974.
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50 Best Lola Big Mouth Quotes
1. “Oh, my God! I never tried ceviche, even though I told everyone I hated it!” — Nick Birch
2. “Well, time is a flatbread pizza, so you do you, baby.” — Rick the Hormone Monster
3. “I’m actually grateful for a lot of things.” — Jessi Glaser
4. “Hold your feelings in, like your shit.” — Maury the Hormone Monster
5. “I gotta withhold my seed for the safety of mankind.” — Andrew Glouberman
6. “You’re getting your hair pubed?” — Andrew Glouberman
7. “Christmas is the perfect orgy of bright lights, dairy-based alcoholic beverages, and great deals at your local Honda dealership!” — Maury the Hormone Monster
8. “Bonnie: Okay. Did he or did he not use your credit card to buy a $100,000 baby Beanie Feldstein Beanie baby?
Connie: That baby Beanie Baby was an investment, baby.
Bonnie: Baby, between you and me, he shouldn’t have bought that Beanie Beanie Baby.
Connie: Well, this is not the Jonah Hill I will die on.” — Connie the Hormone Monstress
9. “Maury: You know, Rick once helped me out of a Costco. You can’t find the exit in those places.
Rick: You just gotta look for the entrance. The entrance is the exit, man!” — Maury the Hormone Monster
10. “Who do you think you are, one of the Kardashians?” — Girls Are Horny Too
11. “Yeah. Are you gonna divorce her dad and then marry some guy who lives in another state, [starts getting sad] and then sometimes your daughter has to, like, Uber to school because it’s cheaper for you to fly back on a Tuesday, or like what?” — S: AHOEB
12. “Yeah, we’re wearing a ton of hairspray, you psycho!” — Ejaculation
13. “S is for slut, it’s what everyone says Jessi is.” — I Survived Jessi’s Bat Mitzvah
14. “Andrew, I gotta level with you, bud. You are out of shape. You struggle with stairs, and you have a hard time pouring milk. You’re going to kill yourself.” — Maury the Hormone Monster
15. “Love doesn’t back down, it doubles down.” — Walter the Lovebug
16. “Clip-clop, I’m a little show pony.” — Lola
17. “We hate camp. It stinks like trees. And the boy only likes to poop at home.” — Maury the Hormone Monster
18. “I mean, sure, normally I’d go home and jerk off, eat a giant page of Doritos, fall asleep on the floor, fart myself awake, and go down to dinner.” — Andrew Glouberman
19. “You’re a man, Andrew, with a dick of steel and a gun for an ass. Go get ’em!” — Maury the Hormone Monster
20. “Stop trying to make out with me, lesbo! You’re not my mom!” — S: AHOEB
21. “Yeah, let’s do it! And Jessi, just like logistically, Devin is my best friend. If you get too close to her I will literally end you… Yay, a sleepover!” — S: AHOEB
22. “Hey, don’t talk directly to the audience. Who do you think you are? The Fleabag?” — Marty Glouberman
23. “My whole body is tense like Joe Biden is whispering a dirty joke in my ear.” — Andrew Glouberman
24. “Read the tea leaves, honey!” — Andrew Glouberman
25. “I feel like I have Lyme disease because, deer, I am ticked off!” — Missy Foreman-Greenwald
26. “Sex should be a mutually pleasurable activity.” — Elliot Birch
27. “Devin is mine!” — Requiem for a Wet Dream
28. “Oh my God, he’s sooooo deep.” — Everybody Bleeds
29. “Just ’cause you didn’t like me back doesn’t mean I get to hate you.” — Nick Birch
30. “Ladies, women, girl bosses, let’s take a step back and remember who the real enemy is. The boys!” — Jessi Glaser
31. “Jay: I’m going to lick the breakfast out of your molars.
Lola: Hope you like Lean Pocket Shrimp Vindaloo.” — Lola
32. “Mazel tov on your boxy dress!” — I Survived Jessi’s Bat Mitzvah
33. “I’m your hormone monstress, baby, I know everything!” — Constance the Hormone Monstress
34. “We all have our own monsters, hormones, anxiety, depression, hate. It’s all about how you deal with them. Your monsters are you.” — Nick Kroll
35. “Just to be clear, ‘different’ is not a compliment.” — Mona
36. “I’m a person, not something to hide.” — NATALIE
37. “I’ve been on this hate diet all week. I just eat cookies and talk shit.” — Walter
38. “I only do everything so that Devin will like me.” — S: AHOEB
39. “You can’t ruin a friendship with sex. That’s a myth.” — Connie the Hormone Monstress
40. “I have nothing and nobody.” — Jessi Glaser
41. “You sing like a goddamn angel, and you got the heart of a champion.” — Maury the Hormone Monster
42. “Wait, hold on, are you saying we should kill Devin, take her skin and wear it, and then blame the whole thing on Missy, or like what? — S: AHOEB
43. “Little Women? Are you calling me a midge, cause you’re a nobody!” — S: AHOEB
44. “Teach me the ways of your kingdom.” — Jay Bilzerian
45. “J is for Jessi, the girl everyone loves.” — I Survived Jessi’s Bat Mitzvah
46. “So you can take your destiny and go fuck yourself.” — Nick Birch
47. “I’m lesbians with my mom.” — S: AHOEB
48. “At least I still have a pussy!” — I Survived Jessi’s Bat Mitzvah
49. “Do it now! Do the speech now!” — Girls Are Horny Too
50. “I mean, life shits all over you like you’re a statute at a bird sanctuary.” — Matthew MacDell
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