‘Johnny Bravo’ was an animated cartoon network sitcom created in 1995 by Van Partial. He bought Hana-Barbara, acquired the rights to all the classics, such as Scooby-Doo and The Flintons – but he needed some new material to attract a new generation of television viewers. Johnny Bravo was closely associated with the famous Elvis Presley and was the protagonist of this comedy series. He knew himself to be the most surprised in situations and how men shouldn’t talk to women because they can fight for inappropriate language. The series was the second of the network’s cartoons and it ended its run in 2004 after four seasons full of adult humor and pop that lasted throughout its run.

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Best Johnny Bravo Quotes

1. “Wanna see me comb my hair, really fast?” — Johnny Bravo

2. “Now listen mister I ain’t got no time for you to be talking Greek.” — Johnny Bravo

3. “Get out of my chair and make me some coffee with eight sugars, then throw it out and make it again cause it’s still not sweet enough!” — Johnny Bravo

4. “Whaddaya mean? I got the hamster wheel and the hamster food dispenser. (looks in the mirror) Oh no! She’s turnin’ me into a beautiful butterfly!” — Johnny Bravo

5. “Hey, Baby! Anybody ever tell you I have beautiful eyes?” — Johnny Bravo

6. “Hello, 911 Emergency? There’s a handsome guy in my bathroom! Hey, wait a second. Cancel that – it’s only me! ” — Johnny Bravo

7. “Hey, Santa, it’s me, Johnny. Remember I’m the one that beat you up last year ’cause I thought you were a burglar?” — Johnny Bravo

8. “Aw, man! That does it! This is my favorite shirt! I gotta go wash up!” — Johnny Bravo

9. “This is a men’s fitness magazine, I want to look like this, not at this… I’ve got nothin’ to be ashamed of! [walks up to cashier ashamed, and drops change on the counter]… TV Guide.” — Johnny Bravo

10. “Dog… donkey… Well, they both start with the letter N..” — Johnny Bravo

11. “Hey Foxy Mama, You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me? Hoohah!” — Johnny Bravo

12. “I am investigating the disappearance of all the cats in the city… my living room is full of cats… that means… (pause) I’m hungry!” — Johnny Bravo

13. “20,000 dollars? That`s almost 20,000 dollars!” — Johnny Bravo

14. “Mama: Johnny, have you been taking good care of your teeth?

Johnny Bravo: Yes, Momma. I’ve been brushing every day with this baking soda and peroxide.

Mama: Johnny, this isn’t baking soda and peroxide, it’s cane sugar and molasses.

Johnny Bravo: “To-may-to, To-mah-to.” — Johnny Bravo And Mama

15. “But enough about me… Let’s talk about me. What do you think of me?” — Johnny Bravo

16. “Hey baby, can I be your natural selection?” — Johnny Bravo

17. “Pops, am I a…gentleman?” — Johnny Bravo

18. “What do you think, Rubber Ducky?’Quack, quack!’ Precisely what I had in mind!” — Johnny Bravo

19. “Lois: My name is Lois – a mistress of the night.

Johnny Bravo: My name is Johnny – a Mister of the Universe. A popular girl like you is going to need some wooing.” — Johnny Bravo And Lois

20. “You know, that just might be crazy enough to work.” — Johnny Bravo

21. “Mmm. Frosted Sugar Bits. The great taste of frosted sugar in bits.” — Johnny Bravo

22. “I may be late honey, but I’m looking good.” — Johnny Bravo

23. “You know, you’d think a person with that much hate in her heart wouldn’t gravitate towards the service industry.” — Johnny Bravo

24. “Now remember, I do my best work when I’m being worshiped as a god.” — Johnny Bravo

25. “Some people look at Jerky and say, “Why?”. Me, I look at Jerky and I say “Mmmmmmmm! Jerky!” — Johnny Bravo

26. “Oh, you will pay for this!” — Johnny Bravo

27. “Gorgeous woman: What kind of idiot are you?

Johnny Bravo: I don’t know, what kinds are there?” — Johnny Bravo

28. “If the fox were Courtney Cox. But since that is not the case, get those cookies away from my face.” — Johnny Bravo

29. “It’s a beautiful day. But not as beautiful as me.” — Johnny Bravo

30. “This won’t end well.” — Johnny Bravo

31. “Kachow.” — Johnny Bravo

32. “But these letters! If Santa doesn’t get these letters by tonight, I might not get all those free presents I asked for. And whoever heard of a Christmas without free stuff?” — Johnny Bravo

33. “You look pretty…I look pretty…why don’t we go home and stare at each other?” — Johnny Bravo

34. “Pops? It’s me, Johnny! I couldn’t find any donuts so I brought some tile grout!” — Johnny Bravo

35. “Jinkies…isn’t that some sort of breakfast cereal or something?” — Johnny Bravo

36. Chomp, chomp, chomp, AAAUGH! The PAIN! The Horrible PAIN! Mmmm… Creamy! Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, AAAUGH! The PAIN! The stabbing knives of pain! Ooh! It’s got nuts in it! — Johnny Bravo

37. “Suzy: Why are you so afraid, Johnny?

Johnny Bravo: Well, I-I’m afraid to love, so when people try to get close, I push them away, and… Talking doll!

Suzy: Dolls sometimes help us say things we can’t say ourselves.” — Johnny Bravo

38. “Hey babearilla, that a pretty eensie-weensie, teeny-weenie polka-dot thingy you got going there.” — Johnny Bravo

39. “I am sickened… but curious.” — Johnny Bravo

40. “Thank you, thank you very much.” — Johnny Bravo

41. “No Mama! I’m too old for the tiny pants!!” — Johnny Bravo

42. “Hey! How come he gets a banana?” — Johnny Bravo

43. “My glasses! I can’t be seen without my glasses — Johnny Bravo

44. “Hey there smart momma, typin’ recipes?” — Johnny Bravo

45. “I came, I saw, I broke a hip.” — Johnny Bravo

46. “Enough about you, let’s talk about me, Johnny Bravo.” — Johnny Bravo

47. “Space. It’s really, really, really, really big.” — Johnny Bravo

48. “Sweet. Bring on the Danish chicks and cream soda.” — Johnny Bravo

49. “I hope this doesn’t go on my permanent record.” — Johnny Bravo

50. “Wanna watch my chest hair move in slow motion?” — Johnny Bravov

51. “4%? That’s almost 5%” — Johnny Bravo

52. “Do the Monkey with me.” — Johnny Bravo

53. “Hey, there, hot mama, you wouldn’t happen to be hiding a gorilla under them clothes, would you?” — Johnny Bravo

54. “I bet your name’s Mickey, ’cause you’re so fine.” — Johnny Bravo

55. “Great Scott. My pizza-sense is tingling.” — Johnny Bravo

56. “Carl Chryniszzswics: Let’s take this blue road.

Johnny Bravo: That’s a river.

Carl Chryniszzswics: It’ll be scenic.” — Johnny Bravo

57. “This is not good… for my hair!” — Johnny Bravo

58. “So enough about me, let’s talk more about me.” — Johnny Bravo

59. “If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right!” — Johnny Bravo

60. “I am Johnny Bravo, the one-man army!” — Johnny Bravo

61. “Oh, my God! You’re Fidel Castro!” — Johnny Bravo

62. “Mama mia. That’s a spicy meatball!.” — Johnny Bravo

63. “Man, I’m pretty.” — Johnny Bravo

64. “Yeah, whatever.” — Johnny Bravo

65. “Check the pects. Hoo-ha hooah!” — Johnny Bravo





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