Bart Simpson is a fictional character from the American animated television series The Simpsons. He is the eldest child of Homer and Marge, and brother to Lisa and Maggie.
Debuting in 1989, The Simpsons are a family of five who live at 742 Evergreen Terrace in the fictional town of Springfield.
Homer, the dad, works as a safety inspector at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. Marge, the mom, is a homemaker.
Bart Simpson is a prominent and popular character in this ongoing American animated sitcom. With the help of his quirky family, Bart Simpson manages to get into all sorts of trouble.
Whether you’re a fan of The Simpsons or not, we know that Bart Simpson’s shenanigans have made you laugh at some point. We’re here to give you a closer look at our favorite yellow-skinned troublemaker.
Here is a compilation of some 48 Bart Simpson quotes and sayings from everyone’s favorite troublemaker.
Bart Simpson Quotes: Prank Calls
“Moe: Hello, Moe’s Tavern. Birthplace of the Rob Roy.
Bart: Is Seymour there? Last name Butz.
Moe: Just a sec. Hey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody! I want a Seymour Butz!”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 2: One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
“Bart: Hello? Is Homer there?
Moe: Homer who?
Bart: Homer …Sexual.
Moe: Wait one sec. Let me check. Uh, Homer Sexual? Uh, come on. Come on. One of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual.”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 2: Principal Charming
“Moe: Moe’s Tavern.
Bart: Is Mr. Freely there?
Moe: Who?
Bart: Freely, first initials I. P.
Moe: Hold on, I’ll check. Uh, is I. P. Freely here? Hey, everybody! I pee freely!”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 1: Homer’s Odyssey
“Moe: Moe’s Tavern, where the elite meet to drink.
Bart: Uh, yeah, hello. Is Mike there? Last name, Rotch?
Moe: Hold on, I’ll check. Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 2: Blood Feud
“Moe: Moe’s Tavern.
Bart: Hello, is Al there?
Moe: Al?
Bart: Yeah, Al. Last name: Coholic.
Moe: Lemme check… Phone call for Al. Al Coholic. Is there an Al Coholic here?”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 1: Some Enchanted Evening
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Bart Simpson Quotes: One Liners
“Oh! My ovaries!”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 4: Marge Gets A Job
“I’m halfway through it, I swear!”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 4: Marge Gets a Job
“Hey, cool, I’m dead.”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 2: Bart Gets Hit by a Car
“I can’t promise I’ll try, but I’ll try to try.”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 8: The Canine Mutiny
“Part of this D-minus belongs to God.”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 2: Bart Gets an F
“You’re asking the wrong guy, Milhouse, you’re asking the wrong guy.”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 3: Bart’s Friend Falls In Love
“There’s a 4:30 in the morning now?”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 6: Bart’s Comet
“I didn’t do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can’t prove anything.”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 1: Moaning Lisa
“Oh, Space Mutants 4! Drop me off! Drop me off!”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 1: The Telltale Head
“Eat my shorts!”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 2: Treehouse of Horror
“You think I’m dumb enough to fall for that? I’m insulted..”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 1: Bart the Genius
“I like to call this story Hungry are the Damned.”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 2: Treehouse of Horror
“I think I read somewhere that cows like being killed.”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 10: Maximum Homerdrive
Bart Simpson Quotes About Life
“You’ve got the brains and the talent to go as far as you want. And when you do, I’ll be right there to borrow money.”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 3: Separate Vocations
“If you don’t watch the violence, you’ll never get desensitized to it.”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 3: Colonel Homer
“Everything changes when you get to big one-o. Your legs start to go, candy doesn’t taste as good anymore.”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 3: Stark Raving Dad
“ Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, contrary to what you’ve just seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners, only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars trilogy.”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 1: Bart the General
“Your Honor, it’s not easy being my parents. I’m always screwing up in school and getting in trouble with the law. But if I grow up to be a halfway-decent person, I know it’ll be because of my mom and dad. Everyone else might give up on me, but my parents never will.”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 13: The Parent Rap
“Nothing you say can upset us. We’re the MTV generation.”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 4: Homer’s Triple Bypass
Random Bart Simpson Quotes
“That’s not fair! I’m ten times the Krusty fan you are. I even have the Krusty Home Pregnancy test!”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 4: I Love Lisa
“Wow, that is the biggest Rice Krispie square I’ve ever seen! The rich sure know how to live.”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 5: The Boy Who Knew Too Much
“Homer: About last night. You might have noticed Daddy acting a little strange and you probably don’t understand why.
Bart: I understand why. You were wasted.”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 2: The War of the Simpsons
“Lisa: Bart, we can’t let Bob steal the spotlight like this. We’re gonna have to sink to the lowest common denominator.
Bart: I can do that.”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 6: Sideshow Bob Roberts
“Mom, Dad, just so you don’t hear any wild rumors, I’m being indicted for fraud in Australia.”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 6: Bart vs. Australia
“Bart: I’ve got a story so scary you’ll wet your pants.
Grampa: Too late.”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 4: Treehouse of Horror III
“Bart: Hey, Otto, man; I have a test today that I am not ready for! Could you please crash the bus or something?
Otto: Sorry, Bart Dude. Can’t do it on purpose. But, hey, maybe you’ll get lucky!”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 2: Bart Gets an F
“Marge: You’re a very selfish man.
Bart: [plays with a button that presses ‘Go to hell’ three times.] Once again, great present, Dad!”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 3: Lisa the Greek
“Milhouse: You shake it up, and it tells the future!
Bart: Really? Will I pass my English test? [shakes the ball] ‘Outlook Not So Good.’ Wow, it does work!”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 3: Bart’s Friend Falls in Love
“Milhouse: You shake it up, and it tells the future!
Bart: Really? Will I pass my English test? [shakes the ball] ‘Outlook Not So Good.’ Wow, it does work!”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 3: Bart’s Friend Falls in Love
“Martin: A blindfolded chimp with a pencil in his teeth has a better chance of passing this test than you do.
Bart: Thanks for the pep talk…”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 2: Bart Gets an F
“But who’d want to hurt me? I’m this century’s Dennis the Menace!”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 5: Cape Feare
“Bart: Warm. No, cold. Colder. Ice cold.
Homer: You know where my keys are?
Bart: No, I’m talking about your breakfast.”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 1: Moaning Lisa
“I wasn’t going to gamble. I just wanted a Bloody Mary.”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 11: Bart to the Future
“I’ve done everything I could and I’ve only got 35 bucks! Ugh! I am through with working, working is for chumps.”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 2: Three Men and a Comic Book
“I think Grandpa smells like that trunk in the garage where the bottom’s all wet.”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 2: Old Money
“You’re turning me into a criminal when all I want to be is a petty thug.”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 6: Bart’s Girlfriend
“So much for the days when I could say, ‘At least my mother’s normal.’”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 6: Fear of Flying
“I won’t eat much and I don’t know the difference between right and wrong.”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 7: Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in “The Curse of the Flying Hellfish”
“Homer, your half ass under-parenting was better than your half ass over-parenting.”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 6: Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
“Bart: Dad, when did you record an album?
Homer: I’m surprised you don’t remember, son. It was only 8 years ago.
Bart: Dad, thanks to television I can’t remember what happened 8 minutes ago.”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 5: Homer’s Barbershop Quartet
“She’s like a Milk Dud, Lis. Sweet on the outside, poison on the inside.”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 6: Bart’s Girlfriend
“I thought dabbling in the black arts would be good for a chuckle. How wrong I was.”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 4: Treehouse of Horror III
“Ew, baby spit! YOU suck.”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 2: Treehouse of Horror
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